Singles In Clear Lake, WI

Hae

• Clear Lake

• Wisconsin
• United States

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Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

Looking for: man. In age: 19-29

Can you read? I suggest you read the whole profile, because I'll know ifa) You didn't read the profile and come off as a moronb) Send a copy and paste message, resulting in an insult based on your photo/how badly your "about me" is filled out.Feel inadequate yet? ok!Yes... I am from South Africa, yes that is a country if you're wondering and yes... if you're still this clueless as to this point in my profile as to how a white person may be from Africa you should click alt+F4 to send me an ***! My profile appears to be messed up like that... seriously... alt+F4 works if you haven't clicked both at once by now.No? Still here? Well you can't exactly deny my attempt to lose ya!I'm from South Africa and I'm a stand-up comedian. No I won't give you any jokes to tell your friends, because nobody who's smart works for free. I'm a student at UW, so screw your predispositions of a white girl going to WLU. Not only do I love beer, but I love alcohol in general! No good story ever began with "I'm high on life..." or ended with "..and then I got home", so don't even try if drinking isn't in your repertoire!OK, so more about me... since some guys on here are freakin retards and don't care to write more than 50 keystrokes. Seriously. If you can't fill your "about me" I'll assume you're a serial killer/rapist and will *** messages. Being a comedian, I've seen my fair share of events and guys. You will be made fun of if you're a moron, just a heads up. If you're willing to put an actual effort into the first message, full props to you bru!.. I love using the vuvuzela and if you hated them in ***you'd best not send me a message. It's a Saffer staple!For food anything on the braai (ugh... barbecue) works. I don't care what animal it is, I'm a Boer and I'll eat what's on the plate in front of me!Music: don't give me country. Seriously. I don't care about your dog/girlfriend/tractor or in many cases they're all the same (do you people screw animals here? yikes), so don't message me if you're a "country boy". I love rock and techno and/or high BPM music. If you can match that, you're good.Books I don't care. If you're literate and can actually use proper grammar/syntax you can message me without getting a sarcastic message. Otherwise I'll assume you're a chromosome short of a full man.Movies I love, just hate chick flicks. If you think "; are the ideal story I think you're not cut out for me. I love a good documentary or mindf**k. P.S. I like to sneak alcohol into theatres to spice films up!I know what happened to Mankrik's wife. Get this reference without googling and I'll be amazed.I have a few dislikes... If you can't spell words like "you" or "are" without trying, don't bother messaging me. Same goes for the following:Your = possessive -Your language is badYou're = You are - You're illiterateYou = Shouldn't need this or your grade 7 English teachers are hanging themselves...Their = possessive - Their profile is poorly filled outThere = a place - I won't go there for fear of being subjected to his stupidityThey're = they are - They're too stupid to send me a message but still mess up anyways and send me something 2 shades higher than down syndrome because people don't know how to read.Asking "How are you?" or "What's going on?" isn't funny or original. It's sad. Please don't ask that.I'm a nice girl however. I get paid to make people laugh, and quite well for that matter. I've done standup throughout the land and won't hesitate to try my luck with Canadians. I'll try not to mention people from this site, as that would be rude. Disclaimer: I have an accent and Canadians are borderline retarded when it comes to accents. I've been called a resident of everywhere BUT South Africa. It's pretty sad.I hate kids. Sorry, but don't ever introduce them into my life or I'll introduce you to a door out of my life. Same goes for your family... at least until I'm cool with you. Meeting someone's parents from the first through eighth dates is awkward as hell, so don't pull that. If you're looking for easy sex, HAH! Try somewhere else buddy.

Kate

• Clear Lake

• Wisconsin
• United States

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Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

Looking for: man. In age: 19-29

I am a good simple country girl.... I know what I want when I want it, I'm peaceful sweet and kind hearted. I'm a country girl born and raised on a small grain farm. If I'm not running around on the farm I work as a personal chef. $$$ I love it. Hanging around...doing nothing making each other laugh...watching the sunset, if it's late at night I like to watch the stars.... I enjoy the simple things !

Lilmomma

• Clear Lake

• Wisconsin
• United States

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Woman. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

Looking for: man. In age: 33-53

Hi! My name is Lilmomma. I am separated other caucasian woman with kids from Clear Lake, Wisconsin, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

Chumly

• Clear Lake

• Wisconsin
• United States

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Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

Looking for: woman. In age: 18-28

Hi! My name is Chumly. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Clear Lake, Wisconsin, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

Martin

• Clear Lake

• Wisconsin
• United States

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Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

Looking for: man. In age: 22-32

well hello! I LOVE music, even though i am a nurse, music is my true passion. I have been playing guitar for over 6 yrs now and i write my own songs. Music is the best outlet in my opinion for all those emotions that you dont know what to do with. I also like to dance and have fun going out. I love to explore new things and experience things that i have never done before. I am usually pretty laid back but i can get wild and crazy sometimes :) my absolute favorite thing is laughing! Laughter is great for the soul! I could go on and on but ill keep some things a suprise so if you want to know more about me just ask :) dont be shy ;) i love meeting new people. ~peace~

Jarrett

• Clear Lake

• Wisconsin
• United States

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Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

Looking for: woman. In age: 18-28

Hi! My name is Jarrett. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Clear Lake, Wisconsin, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

Wiese

• Clear Lake

• Wisconsin
• United States

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Man. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

Looking for: woman. In age: 24-36

*** wiesender......My partner and I are looking for a hookup that may lead to something amazing

Kaylen

• Clear Lake

• Wisconsin
• United States

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Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

Looking for: man. In age: 20-30

I have an amazing little girl who will be 3 in February. She`s amazing, very smart, and is my entire heart! I work full time on a shitty shift, but I work my butt off for what I have. I love goin out having fun. I love doin pretty much anything all the way from sitting around watching a movie, goin fishing, goin riding (talkin about four wheelers trucks anything ) too going out to a bar. I just LOVE country music 3 it's amazing!;) Wanna know more just message me!

Chae

• Clear Lake

• Wisconsin
• United States

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Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

Looking for: man. In age: 21-31

I'm 24, living in DC. I'm pretty laid back but I tend to be loud and am pretty passionate about things. I've had a couple serious relationships and really want someone who's where I'm at. I'm long term Navy so if deployments bother you then you should probably keep scrolling. I'm fun, like trying new things, really into concerts and photography. I listen to just about everything but I love the The Black Keys and really into Dubstep. I work out on the regular but I'm not a gym nut. I keep myself in shape to look and feel good and I want someone who takes care of themselves as well. I smoke and as for now I intend to keep smoking. I have my goofy times but I want someone who can be serious. I have 5 tattoos only 2 of which are visible so I like a guy with ink but it's not mandatory. I enjoy going out but there are nights I'd rather stay home and hang out. I'm extremely honest and loyal to people I care about which is pretty rare these days. My main thing is trust and finding someone who wants to eventually settle down, I'm a strong willed, driven person but I really want someone I can be sweet with and will be sweet back. I want someone to do things with. Do not hit me up if you're looking for a hook up...my mother raised me right. Anything but a movie, don't get me wrong I love movies but you can't get to know someone in a place where you are not suppose to talk. Dinner usually works or exploring. Apparently I have to say this again...DINNER DOES NOT CONSTITUTE GETTING ASS. It won't happen and I'll embarass you...got it? :)

Margorie

• Clear Lake

• Wisconsin
• United States

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Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

Looking for: man. In age: 20-30

Im just a really easy going young wiman. I have been delt a hard hand in life but i just keep going. God has big plans for me i just cant wait to see how my life turns out. Love motorcycles walks an just talking